Kids are crazy!
I found some of this stuff in my drafts box from TWO years ago!!
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A typical argument in the Hartl Household:
Tristan: Liar Liar Pants on fire! (repeated several times)
Madison: I didn't even finish my sentence!
Matthew: YOU'RE ON FIRE!
Micki: Piar Piar Pants on Piren (repeated several times)
Tristan: still repeating Liar Liar Pants on Fire to Madison
Madison: Tristan! I didn't even finish my sentence!
Tristan: What's a sentence?
Madison then gets mad and starts yelling at him, to which he responds, "You're mean!"
Soon there after they all break into laughter, discussing various bodily functions.
A few minutes later they're once again fighting because Madison says Tristan farted on her.
A typical conversation with Matthew:
I made dinner for Matt right at noon before he went to work. Everyone else was outside playing, except Matthew. Matthew always tries to eat off of Matt's plate so I fixed him a plate of his own to prevent that from happening. So he sat and struck up dinner conversation with Matt. They talked about the weather and blankies, horses, chickens, all kinds of things. I told Matt that I put a yogurt in a bag with his work stuff. Matthew was quick to inform him, "Daddy, I ate a yogurt and threw it up on your bed yesterday." He did that last week Thursday. Matt was thrilled to be reminded. Pretty soon Matthew says, in a very serious tone, "So, Dad, did you fart last night?" Matt clarifies, "Did I fart last night?" Matthew responds, "uh-huh". Matt says, "Oh. Well, I suppose." Matthew says, "Oh. That's nice." All in a tone as if they're talking about the chance that it may rain this afternoon. Funny how a two year old carries on a conversation at the dinner table.
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NOTE: This was written two years ago. I realized I had never shared it with anyone and perhaps no one else will see anything funny about it, but, as a parent the things my kids say and do really crack me up....
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A typical argument in the Hartl Household:
Tristan: Liar Liar Pants on fire! (repeated several times)
Madison: I didn't even finish my sentence!
Matthew: YOU'RE ON FIRE!
Micki: Piar Piar Pants on Piren (repeated several times)
Tristan: still repeating Liar Liar Pants on Fire to Madison
Madison: Tristan! I didn't even finish my sentence!
Tristan: What's a sentence?
Madison then gets mad and starts yelling at him, to which he responds, "You're mean!"
Soon there after they all break into laughter, discussing various bodily functions.
A few minutes later they're once again fighting because Madison says Tristan farted on her.
A typical conversation with Matthew:
I made dinner for Matt right at noon before he went to work. Everyone else was outside playing, except Matthew. Matthew always tries to eat off of Matt's plate so I fixed him a plate of his own to prevent that from happening. So he sat and struck up dinner conversation with Matt. They talked about the weather and blankies, horses, chickens, all kinds of things. I told Matt that I put a yogurt in a bag with his work stuff. Matthew was quick to inform him, "Daddy, I ate a yogurt and threw it up on your bed yesterday." He did that last week Thursday. Matt was thrilled to be reminded. Pretty soon Matthew says, in a very serious tone, "So, Dad, did you fart last night?" Matt clarifies, "Did I fart last night?" Matthew responds, "uh-huh". Matt says, "Oh. Well, I suppose." Matthew says, "Oh. That's nice." All in a tone as if they're talking about the chance that it may rain this afternoon. Funny how a two year old carries on a conversation at the dinner table.
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NOTE: This was written two years ago. I realized I had never shared it with anyone and perhaps no one else will see anything funny about it, but, as a parent the things my kids say and do really crack me up....
posted by ~ Tarra ~ @ 3:40 PM
2 Comments:
At 3:47 PM,
rescue_me14 said…
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rescue_me14
At 9:22 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hi Tarra
I'm most relieved to hear that bodily functions play a large part in other children's lives. When Izzy visits she always wants to know if Nanna has done any really big farts recently.
I built her a dollshouse with 6 rooms but the dolls seem to spend all their time in the bathroom with their pants around their ankles sitting on the twelth scale john to an accommpaniment of suitable noises from Izzy.
I guess I don't need to worry too much about her then.
Andy
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