Nope. LE does not have anything better to do.

I am playing catch-up here a bit.... Thought you might get a kick out of this one. LE = Law Enforcement.
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Do we have any insane Beavis and Butthead fans in the house? They always talked about TP for BH (toilet paper for bunghole). OK so I was never really a "fan" per say but I did laugh my butt off many times when watching and/or reading about Beavis & Butthead. Speaking of laughing ones "butt off"........  check this out. This is winter in North Dakota. We "freeze our butts off" here.

So on with the story we go. We left our house to run in to town the other day. We were a couple miles down the road when we caught up with a pickup. Not just any pickup but a Sheriff's pickup. Not just any Sheriff's pickup but our local county sheriff's pickup pulling a trailer, with, yes, you guessed it (I knew you would because who wouldn't guess THIS??) a PORTA POTTY. So, we're laughing/scratching our heads while we follow this pickup in to town, all of us wondering, what in the world is the sheriff (or deputy or other employee of the sheriff's department) doing pulling a portable john??  

So we're driving on down the road, the family and my two little cousins. And we're laughing up a storm when all of the sudden, what to our wondering eyes did appear?? Was it a streamer? Was there a party going on in that potty house? Nooooo it was TOILET PAPER. unrolling and blowing in the wind.... longer and longer and longer till it broke off and flew away. And then it happened again. And again. And again till we nearly peed our pants.

OK Folks now who says I shoulda made a citizens arrest?? Only thing is, it would destroyed the comic relief for us all... it was a tough call... but we let this law-breaker go!